Why Can’t I Marry a Pirate?
Posted by ironsoap on September 23rd, 2007 filed in PiratesComment now »
You can’t marry a pirate. You just can’t. It’s not possible. What, are you going to be Mrs. Bobby Bilge Rat? Mr. Morgan the Man-Slayer? No. You are not.
Pirates are far too rough to be wed. They take to the open seas to escape the shackles of all society, and that includes the bonds of matrimony. It’s just how it is.
So, sorry, but no. You simply can’t marry a pirate.